A long, long time ago, someone gave me a bookmark with a funny ‘prayer’ for dieters printed on it. Somehow it crossed my mind today, prompting me to Google it so that I can share it with you all. I found it — of all places! — at one of LiveStrong.com’s message boards.
Dieter’s Prayer
Give me strength, O Lord I pray.
Help me make it through this day.
Deliver me from snacks and sweets.
Keep my mind off high-cal treats.
Tempt me not with French cuisines.
Bid me flee soft drink machines.
Turn my eyes from ice-cream bars.
Stay my hand from cookie jars.
Till I’m back in shape again, hang in there with me!
Amen.
Enjoy your weekend, everyone!
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